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harshwhimsies: littlemissmephit: asgardbutt: Master Elrond is 100% done Poor Elrond is always trying to give people advice and nobody ever listens to him. Elrond: I don’t like this Annatar feller. Don’t you guys think he’s fishy?Most other elves: Nope. Elrond: Isildur you should throw that ring into the fire.Isildur: Nope.Elrond: Thorin you might want to leave that dragon alone.Thorin: Nope.Elrond: Arwen you should forget about Aragorn and come with us to the Undying Lands. Arwen: Nope.Elrond: So… you’re gonna have a hobbit carry the one ring into Mordor?Gandalf: Yeah, totes. Elrond: … Fuck it, do whatever you want. #i love when things i loved when i was a kid suddenly get a fandom #because shit like this happens #it’s like getting into it all over again #with like 600% more sass 
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harshwhimsies: littlemissmephit: asgardbutt: Master Elrond is 100% done Poor Elrond is always trying to give people advice and nobody ever listens to him. Elrond: I don’t like this Annatar feller. Don’t you guys think he’s fishy?Most other elves: Nope. Elrond: Isildur you should throw that ring into the fire.Isildur: Nope.Elrond: Thorin you might want to leave that dragon alone.Thorin: Nope.Elrond: Arwen you should forget about Aragorn and come with us to the Undying Lands. Arwen: Nope.Elrond: So… you’re gonna have a hobbit carry the one ring into Mordor?Gandalf: Yeah, totes. Elrond: … Fuck it, do whatever you want. #i love when things i loved when i was a kid suddenly get a fandom #because shit like this happens #it’s like getting into it all over again #with like 600% more sass 
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harshwhimsies: littlemissmephit: asgardbutt: Master Elrond is 100% done Poor Elrond is always trying to give people advice and nobody ever listens to him. Elrond: I don’t like this Annatar feller. Don’t you guys think he’s fishy?Most other elves: Nope. Elrond: Isildur you should throw that ring into the fire.Isildur: Nope.Elrond: Thorin you might want to leave that dragon alone.Thorin: Nope.Elrond: Arwen you should forget about Aragorn and come with us to the Undying Lands. Arwen: Nope.Elrond: So… you’re gonna have a hobbit carry the one ring into Mordor?Gandalf: Yeah, totes. Elrond: … Fuck it, do whatever you want. #i love when things i loved when i was a kid suddenly get a fandom #because shit like this happens #it’s like getting into it all over again #with like 600% more sass 
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harshwhimsies:

littlemissmephit:

asgardbutt:

Master Elrond is 100% done

Poor Elrond is always trying to give people advice and nobody ever listens to him.

Elrond: I don’t like this Annatar feller. Don’t you guys think he’s fishy?
Most other elves: Nope.


Elrond: Isildur you should throw that ring into the fire.
Isildur: Nope.

Elrond: Thorin you might want to leave that dragon alone.
Thorin: Nope.

Elrond: Arwen you should forget about Aragorn and come with us to the Undying Lands.

Arwen: Nope.

Elrond: So… you’re gonna have a hobbit carry the one ring into Mordor?
Gandalf: Yeah, totes.

Elrond: … Fuck it, do whatever you want.

#i love when things i loved when i was a kid suddenly get a fandom #because shit like this happens #it’s like getting into it all over again #with like 600% more sass 

Tall Folk pg5 For me, within the Shire, I don’t come across many tall folk or at least try not to. They are big and fill me fright with their horse beast. Tall folk always seem to like the ability to jump over my head. I know I’m short but don’t need a reminder of it like that, if you know what I mean. However, my fear wasn’t always there about tall folk. There was a time when I was strolling along on the road with no care in the world and out of the blue there came a large fellowship upon these great beast. It would have been a marvelous sight if I wasn’t in the mist of it and fearing for my life of being trampled. The sounds of them were like thunder striking down at the earth with a fierce rageand made me fall to my knees. Slumped over in a heap I finally heard the last hoof pass my head. The tall folk were long gone by the time I got back to my feet. That day stuck with me ever since and I still shutter when I see one jump over my head. I don’t have any hard feelings towards any tall folk so don’t get me wrong, I just have a strong fear of people using me as a hurdle to test their jumping abilities on… - fortunard
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Tall Folk pg5

For me, within the Shire, I don’t come across many tall folk or at least try not to. They are big and fill me fright with their horse beast. Tall folk always seem to like the ability to jump over my head. I know I’m short but don’t need a reminder of it like that, if you know what I mean.
However, my fear wasn’t always there about tall folk. There was a time when I was strolling along on the road with no care in the world and out of the blue there came a large fellowship upon these great beast. It would have been a marvelous sight if I wasn’t in the mist of it and fearing for my life of being trampled.
The sounds of them were like thunder striking down at the earth with a fierce rageand made me fall to my knees. Slumped over in a heap I finally heard the last hoof pass my head. The tall folk were long gone by the time I got back to my feet. That day stuck with me ever since and I still shutter when I see one jump over my head.
I don’t have any hard feelings towards any tall folk so don’t get me wrong, I just have a strong fear of people using me as a hurdle to test their jumping abilities on…

- fortunard

Just noticed

I feel sad I just noticed my last journal post was the spring letter/festival and I have yet to post the rest well then I will have to correct this soon. The next post I will make will have to be  the next part of the journal now i just need to start getting artsy again >.> and actually draw the pic for that part ^^; my hobbit laziness is showing a bit there

-Fort

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